Funny Pics of Retarted Whith Girls
A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.
Trump says, Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.
What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?
Drool
I said to my girlfriend.....
I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."
What fun that was...
What do you call a retarded jelly?
A slow jam.
What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla.
What did the asian parents call their retarded son?
Sum ting wong
favorite pick up line
hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special
Its not easy Making Fun of Retarded People
You Really have to explain it to them
--- Anthony Jeselnik
Joke from orange is the new black
So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar. The penguin starts eating the tiny fancy drink umbrellas. The Bartender says to the Farmer, "Hey, your eggplant's gotta pay for those." And so the Penguin says "Dude, he's not an eggplant, he's retarded."
How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla.
(Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
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no idea!
I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she
needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told
my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have
no idea!
What do you call a retarded person who likes Japanese comics?
A Mangaloid.
What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?
Countdown
This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
What do you call a retarded pig wearing his brother's old sweater?
Hammy Downs
Microsoft's new browser Spartan refers to the amount of people who will use it.
300.
Full credit to my friend on this one. Told him of the retarded spartan post(can't find it sorry) and he came up with this gold.
I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children...
...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded.
My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them
"What's that?", I replied, "Dracula's retarded brother?"
Countdown
is Dracula's retarded brother.
Is your dad retarded?
Because you're something special
I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage.
Away from the Komodo dragon.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
*(I'm sorry)*
What do you call the birth of a retarded child?
A special delivery.
Three blondes are walking through the forest
when they come upon a set of tracks. The first says "These are obviously wolf tracks." The second says "You must be high! they're cougar tracks." The third replies "You're both retarded. They are definitely bear tracks!" They're still arguing when the train hits.
When I was 15 I got fired from my babysitting job when I lost my retarded neighbor at the mall...
I guess you could say I've been looking for that special someone ever since.
So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded.
I wanted my first time to be special.
My twin brother is a retarded thief.
He stole my chromosome.
So my girlfriend and my mom have never met...
So I told my girlfriend that my mother is deaf, so she will need to speak slowly and loudly for her to understand you. I then called my mom and told her to be nice, cause my girlfriend is retarded. Boy it's going to be a fun Thanksgiving this year!
What's pink and retarded?
A Flamongo.
My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded.
All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded.
I saw a bumper sticker today.....
I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"
.....what a retarded sense of humor
What do you call a mentally retarded chef?
A slow cooker
A mexican kid tells D. Trump:
I want to be President!
Trump says: are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of tour mind? Are you retarded?
Kid says: you know what, never mind those are too many requirements.
What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?
None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
What's it called when two retarded lesbians have sex?
Sthaftey scthissors!
What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?
The Drummer
What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?
Not being retarded
Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Hey girl are your parents retarded?
Because you're special.
What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?
Hand me Downs.
95% of the world is retarded
I'm glad I am the 10%
What do you call a retarded sailor?
Nautistic
I hate people using "gay" as a synonym for "bad"...
It's just so retarded.
I told Iron Man to break a leg, he tripped and broke his leg.
Oh the iron knee.
Note: I'm retarded and don't know 100% what irony is so this might make no sense.
A rich, young man walks into a bar.
He sits down and orders a few drinks. As he is enjoying his beer, he sees a mentally retarded man outside the building.
Poor Old fool, thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched the old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.
They call me the 47th chromosome
Because when I turn up to a party, everyone gets retarded.
A mexican kid walks up to Donald Trump...
And says, "One day I want to be a president like you."
Donald Trump is disgusted and replies, "Are you stupid? Are you retarded? Have you lost your mind?"
The Mexican kid then says, "Actually, I don't want to be president. Those are too many requirements."
Why are peanut butter and jelly retarded?
They're in-bread
People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not..
you *really* have to explain it to them.
What's the difference between a fortune teller and a farmer with retarded bunnies
One deals with tarot cards while the other deals with carrot tards.
A Mexican boy meets Donald Trump
The Mexican boy says "One day, I'm going to be President of the United States!"
Donald Trump replied "Are you crazy?" "Are you retarded?" "Are you out of your mind?"
The Mexican boy pauses for a second and says "That's too many requirements for being President."
All sandwiches are retarded...
...because they are inbred.
What did the blind, deaf, crippled, retarded 12 year old get for Christmas?
Cancer
Fighting on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics
It doesn't matter who wins, you're both retarded!
Brain fade
Friend 1: "I just threw the chocolate that I had planned on eating, in the trash can. Sometimes I think I am retarded"
Friend 2: "Oh! I do that as well"
Friend 1: "Put your chocolate in the trash can?"
Friend 2: "No. Think you are retarded"
I kind of understand where anti-vaxxers coming from.
They were surely vaccinated as children, and look how retarded they turned out to be.
Retarded
Me: I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I am retarded.
Friend: Oh! I do that all the time.
Me: Put clothes in the fridge?
Friend: No. Think that you are retarded.
Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive"
How retarded is that?
There are 2 types of people.
The 88% that is normal and the 22% that is retarded.
I'm happy that i'm in that 88%.
I had sex with a retarded girl last night
i wanted my first time to be special
Where do retarded people live?
Downtown
How did you know I was a vegetarian?
Is a fun thing so say when someone hands you their retarded baby.
Me mum thinks I'm retarded
But what does she know? Afterall, she married her cousin.
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl.
you can say my first time was special.
Shots are like pairs of chromosomes
If you have more then 23 you are probably going to be retarded
Some dude said: I like my music slow
I said: That's retarded
The left likes to act like they're so progressive..
But look who put the first mentally retarded person in the white house.
If I punch myself and it hurts pretty bad, am I too strong or too weak?
You're retarded
Im doing the 10 years of acting retarded challenge
Wait i already did
What goes mark mark, gibble gibble?
A hair lipped dog chasing a retarded chicken.
There is only one thing that is more retarded than my sister...
Our children
The other day someone asked me how it feels to be so retarded...
I told them it has its ups and downs, mainly downs.
I asked a French person what the word late was in French
He called me retarded
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